Compiled by the Stoat of Death

01) In the very first episode An Unearthly Child, which character speaks the very first line? 02) Which TV comedy double act links the Big Finish plays Phantasmagoria and The One Doctor? 03) Who is the bearded presenter of Totally Doctor Who? 04) The opening episode of which TV story has the dubious honour of having the lowest viewing figures ever for a first broadcast? 05) In the episode Rose, at what time does Rose’s alarm clock go off in the opening scene? 06) In the video spin-off drama Shakedown, there’s a Sontaran head-slapping sound effect that Mark Ayres achieved by recording himself smacking his own bare bottom! - True or False? 07) Which politician arrived at BBC Wales, was sent to the wrong dressing room and nearly made-up as a tree person from The End of the World? 08) This Radio Times billing describes the opening episode of which story? “What do the silhouettes guard?” 09) Which TV show other than Doctor Who links the following characters: Professor Stahlman, Stotz and General Ravon? 10) Which other TV show links Cherub, The Castellan and Priscilla P? 11) In a DWM interview, Russell T Davies said of a particular Doctor Who actor: “I thought he was terrible. I thought he took the money and ran, to be honest. It was a lazy performance.” Who was he talking about? 12) Castrovalva was the first Peter Davison story to be shown, but which one was the first to be recorded? 13) Which Virgin New Adventures novel did Russell T Davies write? 14) Janette Krankie auditioned for the role of Sil in Vengeance on Varos. - True or False? 15) Which Big Finish Gallifrey CD shares its title with a Fatboy Slim hit from 2001? 16) William Hartnell was well known for stumbling over his lines. Which story does this particular fluff come from? “And if you’d have had your shoes on my boy, you could have lent her hers!” 17) During the filming of Dimensions in Time, which companion actress was so ill that she was sick all over the set of EastEnders? 18) The Dapol Doctor Who plastic toys were notorious for being inaccurate in their design. What was odd about the original K-9 figure they brought out? 19) Which of these lines did Jamie McCrimmon never say in Doctor Who? A) Look at the size of that thing, Doctor! B) Creag an tuire! C) Och Aye, I’ve been oot and aboot! 20) Who, in a DWM interview, described William Hartnell as ‘a miserable bugger’? 21) What will be the title of the first episode of Torchwood? 22) On the day Christopher Eccleston was announced as being the Ninth Doctor, the Daily Mail made a huge cock-up and reported that a different actor had won the part. Who was it? 23) In the spoof DVD feature, Oh Mummy!, what was the name of Sutekh’s pet rabbit? 24) In what year was Episode 2 of The Evil of the Daleks found and returned to the BBC archives? 25) What do Rolf Harris, Frank Skinner and Peter Kay have in common?