Have I got Who's for you? Compiled by Alan Darlington in 2006

Round 1 - Odd One Out In the first five questions; one person from each list is the 'odd one out', but which one and why? 01) Christopher Eccleston, William Hartnell, Colin Baker 02) John Leeson, Pauline Collins, John Scott Martin, Gabriel Woolf 03) David Agnew, Chris Bailey, Robin Bland, Norman Ashby 04) Timelash, Drashigs, Torchwood, Sidrat 05) Nicholas Courtney, Lalla Ward, Matthew Waterhouse, Ian Marter

Round 2 - Newspaper Headlines In the next five questions; certain words have been removed from these Who related headlines...but what were they? 06) Is this Doctor Who monster ____ ____ ____? (Hint – it refers to the Mandrells) 07) I chased an actor dressed up as ____ ___ ____ on my first day … it was bonkers 08) ____ runs out for Romana 09) Doctor ____ ____! Howling Beast is telly foe 10) Triple ____ for return of TimeLord

Round 3 - Keynote Quotes In the next five questions; these quotes were used in 'Doctor Who - The Legend' as symbolising their story...but what were the stories and who spoke the words? 11) “Apart from rubbing our back legs together like some sort of grasshopper, I doubt we could get on speaking terms with them.” 12) “What do you think of my new face, by the way? I wasn’t too sure of it myself to begin with, but it sort of grows on you. Very flexible, you know. Could be useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows.” 13) “Well, I never thought I’d fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.” 14) “The man they were carrying was dead. He had been stabbed through the heart … I am a warrior of the Sevateem, I know the different sounds of death. Now put our prisoner to the torture.” 15) “Perhaps this is my new persona – sulky, bad tempered. You don’t understand .... It’s a lottery, and I’ve drawn the short plank.”

Round 4 - Reference Quotes In the last five questions; these quotations are taken from a variety of reference books...but can you identify the stories that they refer to? 16) “Perhaps the slowest-paced Doctor Who story of all time. The production team decided they would attempt to “realistically demonstrate the length of time involved in space travel”. This sounded good on paper, but resulted in a long, dull story.” 17) “I’ll be kind, STORY TITLE is a terrible piece of old tat. In an era in which disparate plot elements often came together to provide an interesting new amalgam, this is one of those stories where nothing sticks … On the plus side, the location work is quite nice, the Part Two gun battle is certainly dramatic … easily the worst McCoy story.” 18) “This was a great story. Lalla Ward has always been my favourite companion. The chemistry she shared with Tom Baker is magical. This episode was all great with the Daleks in it. I own both the book version and the video version of this episode. It is one of my all time favourite stories.” 19) “The steer in front of the house is a Hereford. Hereford’s are excellent sources of meat, but they are poor sources of milk. This would indicate that the residents are not pro-animal rights. … Jo’s lamp temporarily disappears from her helmet …The bad CSO causes the bottom of the cart to disappear. …The Doctor has trouble with the word ‘chitinous’ — (referring to the shell on the larvae) He pronounces the first syllable as ‘chit’ instead of the correct pronunciation ‘kite’.” (These are all points picked up in the Error Finder) 20) “On the planet Dildo, the Tardis crew split up and Barbara is nearly murdered by a vicious creature called (giving you the name would make this too easy!), but survives and finds two survivors on board the wreckage of a crashed spaceship.”

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